Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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