his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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