I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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