I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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