dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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