I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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