You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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