i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
