if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do herpes really smell.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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