Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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