Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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