that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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