I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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