i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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