How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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