There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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