i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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