hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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