You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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