ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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