oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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