I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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