That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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