Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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