How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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