i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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