? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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