laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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