this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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