just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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