Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
