I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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