I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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