And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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