Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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