I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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