Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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