Nicole vs. Life
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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