She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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