Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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