I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
