Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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