We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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