you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
