But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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