as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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