Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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