In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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