Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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