A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you didnt know i had herpes?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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