now i know why i became what i already was.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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