I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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