cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize