I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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