the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize